It's my holy-grail skincare product.
Is nothing safe anymore?!
Ummm, same. Same.
Three steps to smooth, happy skin.
It's not for everybody.
Welcome to the fast track to really, really, really good skin.
Excuse me while I buy 10 jars.
"I steamed my face with boric acid—the stuff that kills cockroaches."
*Buys 10 tubes of retinol immediately*
I.e., how to get the skin you want by doing as little as humanly possible.
Please remove those spoons from your freezer.
"The juicy, pus-filled zits—they’re the safest to squeeze."
Other than make your face look freaking phenomenal.
Every possible treatment for your price point, your patience, and your pain tolerance.
Alright, Mr. DeMille—I'm ready for my glow-up.
To be, or not to be a walking salad, that is the question.
Get bright, glowing, zit-free skin, no matter your skin type. Seriously.
"Just remember that consistency is key," says Kim (Wise) Kardashian
Naturally, she fixed her dog's dark circles, too.