Because no one (looking at you, airport security) really needs to know, here are 16 ultra-discreet vibrators and sex-ccessories so chic that no one would ever guess what they really are.
Making good on the internet's obsession with all things unicorns, Geeky Sex Toys—who have created everything from light saber toys to Pokemon dildos—crafted the sex toy of your dreams with this unicorn horn trio.
Some have compared this to a sting ray, others to a little elephant. But with its pliable curves and firm point, it's also the perfect handheld device for hitting your pleasure points, and looks perfectly ambiguous out in the open.
This sweet treat conceals a surprise: 10 speeds in one magical little soft-serve vibe.
The cutest sex toy comes in three colors and resembles a beauty blender (all the better to leave on your vanity). It's pocket-sized for added portability and at $25 it's almost too good to be true.
This retro vibrator looks so scrumptious you could eat it. It has five vibration modes (with different speeds and pulses) and it's made from super soft silicon.
A gorgeous gold tasseled necklace that doubles as a Fifty Shades-worthy whip after dark.
Just one of a series of cheeky designer sex toys created with stereotypical female fantasies in mind that are super flexible and very discreet.
"Oh look! A little tube of lip gloss." 😏 No one will know it's the extra tingly kind.
This vibrator features three levels of vibration, with seven different vibrations—and it looks like a freakin' gem.
This line of sex toys is made from 100 percent crystal and polished to perfection (you know, to be safe for your lady bits).
Starting at $55;
It looks like a beautiful coffee book, only to open and reveal three different vibrators with removable heads and lube. Now that's what you call a hot read. (Sorry.)
Acting as an elegant pendant, no one would be able to guess this is actually a mini vibrator.
It looks like a popsicle! A popsicle, you guys!
The sex toy mimics the feeling of cunnilingus, but more importantly, it looks like a damn sculpture.
'Cause you're just too fancy for the regular kind (plus they look like sophisticated mesh bracelets when they're not in play).
So innocuous you'd think it came from a gum ball machine.
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