16 Sex Toys So Pretty They Don't Look Like Sex Toys

Like, can-leave-out-in-front-of-houseguests-and-not-be-embarrassed pretty.

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Because no one (looking at you, airport security) really needs to know, here are 16 ultra-discreet vibrators and sex-ccessories so chic that no one would ever guess what they really are.

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Geeky Sexy Toys Unicorn Horn

Making good on the internet's obsession with all things unicorns, Geeky Sex Toys—who have created everything from light saber toys to Pokemon dildos—crafted the sex toy of your dreams with this unicorn horn trio.

$50; .

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Clandestine Devices "Mimic"

Some have compared this to a sting ray, others to a little elephant. But with its pliable curves and firm point, it's also the perfect handheld device for hitting your pleasure points, and looks perfectly ambiguous out in the open. 

$125; .

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Shiri Zinn iScream

This sweet treat conceals a surprise: 10 speeds in one magical little soft-serve vibe. 

$70; .

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Tenga Iroha Mini

The cutest sex toy comes in three colors and resembles a beauty blender (all the better to leave on your vanity). It's pocket-sized for added portability and at $25 it's  almost too good to be true. 

$25; .

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Shiri Zinn Cupcake

This retro vibrator looks so scrumptious you could eat it. It has five vibration modes (with different speeds and pulses) and it's made from super soft silicon.

$40; .

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Magnifique Collection Golden Chain Necklace

A gorgeous gold tasseled necklace that doubles as a Fifty Shades-worthy whip after dark.

$27; .

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The Fireman

Just one of a series of cheeky designer sex toys created with stereotypical female fantasies in mind that are super flexible and very discreet.

$45; .

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Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss

"Oh look! A little tube of lip gloss." 😏  No one will know it's the extra tingly kind.

$14; .

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Bijoux 21 Diamond

This vibrator features three levels of vibration, with seven different vibrations—and it looks like a freakin' gem.

$60;

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Chakrubs Crystal

This line of sex toys is made from 100 percent crystal and polished to perfection (you know, to be safe for your lady bits).

Starting at $55;

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Through Rose Colored Glasses Book

It looks like a beautiful coffee book, only to open and reveal three different vibrators with removable heads and lube. Now that's what you call a hot read. (Sorry.)

$40;

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Vesper Vibe

Acting as an elegant pendant, no one would be able to guess this is actually a mini vibrator.

$69;

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iScream Silicone Dildo

It looks like a popsicle! A popsicle, you guys!

$45;

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Lelo Ora2

The sex toy mimics the feeling of cunnilingus, but more importantly, it looks like a damn sculpture.

$169;

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Desir Metallique Mesh Handcuffs

'Cause you're just too fancy for the regular kind (plus they look like sophisticated mesh bracelets when they're not in play).

$21; .

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The Ramblin' Rose Waterproof Ring Vibe

So innocuous you'd think it came from a gum ball machine.

$11;

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