Never enough beanies.
Kate Moss! Naomi Campbell! Winona Ryder!
Nobody does style quite like Queen B.
Layering! Jackets! Why won't it get chilly already!
"It's like, 'Ugh, god, can't you just at least get a regular size, like a six or eight or something?'"
A super mom and a super friend.
In the words of James Corden, "be nice or shut up."
Scope out the looks before you shop.
Woke up like this. (Then I put in some floral shoulder dusters.)
Sumtumn? Fall...er? Whatever it's called, it's handled.
Put the plastic tiara down and step away.
::points at everything:: "Gimme, gimme, gimme."
Say it all with what you're wearing.
::heavy breathing:: ::Barry White plays::
Start your engines.
Disappointment never looked so good.
What a time to be alive.
Get ready to see plaid/leopard/stripes in a whole new way.
All others need not come out of storage.