Pick your laziness level, and I'll tell you what to use.
Guys, my polish lasted a full *week* without chipping.
All tested and approved by my dry-AF face.
Y'all are making some interesting choices.
So ridiculously easy, it almost feels like cheating.
Only the good stuff that really works.
Dark circles? What dark circles?
Because can everyone just back the hell off right now?
Literally the only thing making us happy right now.
Do they *really* last that long?
Hi, we would like them all, please.
Not a drill.
If facial feminization is what you're after.
It's like a blood oath, but better.
Inspiration to let yourself off the beauty hook.
Save time, save money, save your skin.
No orange spray tans. Not today.
Like when they decide to dye their underarm hair pink. As you do.
Everything—and we do mean *everything*—is written in the stars.