Once Again, Leslie Jones’ Olympics Tweets Are Pure Internet Gold

I want Leslie Jones to live-tweet my life.

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If the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea have been a snooze fest for you so far, that’s probably because you haven’t been following Leslie Jones’ social media activity in recent days. Leslie, who became the unofficial hype woman for Team USA two years ago at the Summer Olympics in Rio and easily won the hearts of Game of Thrones fans when in 2017, is back at it again with her hilarious commentary. Since the Winter Games began over the weekend, Leslie has been dropping truth bombs left and right. Below, an assortment of Leslie’s best work so far, but if you know what’s good for you, just carve out 25 minutes of your time to scroll through every single tweet on her feed. Someone give this woman a gold medal for live-tweeting!

Her figure skating tweets have been a delight.

When the relationship is just over !

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

How her words match my exact thoughts will forever remain a mystery.

Wish I could ice skate but I don’t want to die.

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

She’s a huge fan of Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir.

Oh I’m living for that jacket Johnny!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

No really, she loves them.

I want them to be my auntie and uncle!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

See?

Yo Tara and Johnny are the new ice skating announcers to me!!! They are brutal and not letting nobody get away with anything but you have to expect that from champions!! I love what they doing!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

She can smell fear.

He scare Tara gonna smack him!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

Trust.

I need this type of trust in a man!! Cause this is some trust!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

Danger.

Who was that?! Wtf? Don’t throw flowers man!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

And telepathic communication from , maybe.

Um Think he was talking to me!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

Of course, Leslie has been watching the other sports, (even though we all know figure skating is the most exciting).

She thinks curling's hilarious.

Is it like marbles?’ I don’t understand I’m going to bed on that one!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

“They do the rubbing to kind of slow it down, maybe?”

I’m trying y’all!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

She asks the important questions.

Do you have to know how to skate?!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

No really. She questions everything. Here's a valid question about cross country skiing.

Um can’t they pass him? I’m confused there is all that left lane is open!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

She's not shy about her anger and confusion when things just don't make any sense.

Oh my word!!!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

But she's always having a great time. Bless you, Leslie.

THIS IS THE OLYMPICS BABY!!!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg)

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