Make your present count towards the present. (Get it?)
Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christianity—gang's all here.
So many life lessons make sense now.
Cheers to that.
Don't worry, there's still plenty of tequila.
The Hollywood gene pool is seriously strong.
Because you're a grown woman.
And it's not at all what you expected.
No wardrobe malfunctions this time around.
The flu couldn't stop her.
Consider this your incentive to ditch the gin and tonic of your college days.
Kick back with a warm one.
AKA where to book your next vacation abroad.
The Globes are for lovers.
Keepin' it weird (and delicious) in Tejas.
It's making a splash stateside.
No, "Here Comes Santa Claus" does not make the cut.