Also: That sound you hear in the distance is me squealing about Terry Crews.
Compiled in ascending order of drunkenness.
Dreams really do come true, don't they?
Those who like dark and twisty vibes, look no further.
The couple is notoriously private.
She's been a fan favorite since day one.
No offense, Chris Harrison.
I'd like to keep the video of her routine on repeat, please.
Newly engaged couple Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are a decade apart.
That's how you know... Amy Adams is just great.
Is she there for the right reasons? We'll find out!
You crazy kids, this is true love.
Don't let anyone ever tell you Beyoncé isn't the Queen. She's actually royalty.
For the low, low price of $10,000!
We have a cast list, people!
Which is worse: Popping a cherry balloon that looks like an apple, or talking about your virginity with Chris Harrison?
Here's to true love...or whatever reality television wants us to think true love is!
She's also related to a political bigwig.
All the best Instagrams and behind-the-scenes moments.